Spiral Studios

The Red Wall

Dustin — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:20:00 +0000

Yea!

Dustin — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:28:00 +0000

20 Things you don’t want to hear on a first date:

Mike — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:55:00 +0000

Feel free to add your own.

1. I was pissed. For the Renaissance reenactment I showed up as the King, and then three other Kings showed up. I said that there could only be one King, and that’s me!

2. I’m proud to say that I’ve never been to prison. Fortunately, the evidence was lost and I was acquitted.

3. Oh, you look so much like my mother.

4. You remind me of my fourth wife.

5. I’ll have a double scotch with a beer chaser, and keep em’ comin’.

6. You mean you actually believe that we landed on the moon?

7. Do you want to come up? My parents went to bed an hour ago.

8. Like what the fuck. I said, do you fucking know who I fucking am, if not, then get the fuck out of my fucking face.

9. Do you believe in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

10. Oh, I’ll just watch you eat. I’m watching my figure.

11. Nice tits!

12. That is sooo cool. High Five!

13. Do you have any money?

14. Where’s the restroom. I totally have to take a dump.

15. Do you think our waitress would be into a threesome?

16. Oh, I’m all clean now. I haven’t done heroin in three whole days.

17. Let’s just go back to my place and play Madden Football.

18. Do you want this restaurant? Cuz, I could buy it you know.

19. No one saw you come in here, right?

20. Get out, you slept with Carl? I slept with Carl.

You're Fired

Dustin — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:39:00 +0000

Inspired by the Modine CEO, who took exception to the use of the word "fired" to describe 50 people losing their job on a moment's notice, Marie and I came up with a list of alternative words or phrases that could have been used. Feel free to add your own ...

Cut
Downsized
Reorganized
Freed
Released
Axed
Dumped
Restructured
Out-sourced
Layed off
Let go
Canned
Dismissed
Erased
Cleared
Scooped out
Removed
Redirected

Zen Noir

Dustin — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:36:00 +0000

This looks fun!

Welcome to Spiral Studios!

Dustin — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:13:00 +0000

Hello and welcome to Spiral Studios, the online home to a small writer's studio in Racine, Wis. The resident writers here are Holly Johnson, Michael Johnson and Dustin Block. We have lots of writing buddies, as well, and hope to share lots of pieces on this little website. Check back soon for updates!